- "Angry Grandpa likes to eat. And when somebody throws his hot dog away, the only thing to do is give it back to him. Fresh from the trash!"
- — Description
The Garbage dog is an episode of TheAngryGrandpaShow.
Overview[]
In the video, Grandpa is tricked into eating a hot dog picked from the trash.
Characters[]
Plot[]
While Grandpa searches for a hot dog in his room, Micheal actually finds it packaged in the trash, covered of residues' liquid (referred as "garbage juice" by Grandpa). Grandpa decides to eat it by ignoring Michael's plead of not eating it, out of anger. Grandpa notices that the hot dog tastes differently and is extremely heated, but eats almost all of it nevertheless.
After Grandpa spits his bite, Michael decides to reveal to Grandpa the hot dog was in the trash. Shocked, Grandpa pieces out the strange taste is the garbage juice and becomes angry in fear of contracting ptomaine (putrefactive bacteria) or salmonella (infection for consuming raw meat/ingredients). A pursuit in the house ensues after Michael throws back to Grandpa the small piece of hot dog. Michael and Bridgette hides in the bathroom for a moment while Grandpa goes into the kitchen, near-vomiting from sickness. Another pursuit ensues when Grandpa finds out they followed him, but the camera abruptly ends.
Transcript[]
Michael: I don't know why you think e did this.
Grandpa: 'cause I bought the motherfucker. I wanted a goddamn hot-dog. Where my goddamn hot-dog?
Michael: It was a 2 dollars gas station hot-dog, I'm sorry.
Grandpa: I dont give a goddamn they got the best fucking hot-dogs.
Michael: You should try the cheeseburger thing, go back and then--
Grandpa: I gonna look in my room. Might be in my room. Literally. Might be in my goddamn room.
[Later, finding the hot-dog]
Grandpa: 2 dollars and forty cents for that motherfucker.
Michael: Uuuuugh...
Bridgette: Ugh God, it looks so gross.
Grandpa: It's a Oscar fucking Wiener. Y'all fucking thieves! Damn!
Michael: It's all soggy.
Grandpa: Help me find it!
Michael: I'm looking!
Bridgette: He gonna eat that? Eww!
Grandpa: It was fucking packaged!
Michael: I don't think we should do this babe. I'm sorry this is--clean this!
Grandpa: That's my hot-dog.
Michael: I got it!
Grandpa: You found it?
Michael: Yeah!
Grandpa: Where was it?
Michael: It was sittin' in the microwave.
Grandpa: About motherfuckin' time.
Michael: I'm gonna just throw it away!
Grandpa: Give my goddamn hot-dog.
Michael: It's been sittin' in the microwave all day.
Grandpa: I don't give a fuck give my GODDAMN HOT-DOG!
Michael: Alright!
Grandpa: Ah there's been chili on that motherfucker. The motherfucka's soggy.
Michael: You w-- let me throw it away then!
Grandpa: NO!
[Grandpa eats the hot-dog]
Grandpa: (gags) Motherfucker tastes so coldl!
Michael: Then heat it up!
Grandpa: About--for what?.
Michael: Then throw it in the trash that.
Grandpa: (heave) Fuck you!
Michael: Heat it up and--
Grandpa: I'd said that!
Michael: Then just heat it up and eat it.
Grandpa: It's my fucking hot-dog I EAT IT THE WAY I WANT TO SO FUCK YOU! Euwah, goddamn!
Michael: You're gonna waste it if you don't heat it up right now.
Grandpa: (heave) It tastes funny! Motherfucker got taste to it-- a flavor. I don't know what that goddamn flavor is but sure bad. I'm going back to goddamn Sunoco, I'm uh tell them about their goddamn hot-dog. Motherfucker got taste to it. I don't know what that taste is.
Michael: It's a gas station hot-dog what did you expect? You expect a Nathan?
Grandpa: It's a OsCAR MEYER WIENER!
Michael: You don't what what Oscar Meyer.
Grandpa: Well they ain't wrong in the advertisements.
Michael: I ain't heard--I ain't seen nothing in that said about an Oscar Meyer--
Grandpa: You shut u-- you ain't never seen nothing you retard fat motherfucker.
Michael: Okay!
Grandpa: You and your goddamn sister.
Michael: Sister?
Grandpa: Yeah your goddamn sister! That's what people say! Damn that thing got taste. I don't know what that shit that is.
Michael: Then don't eat it!
Grandpa: Motherfucker got a flavor like... I dunno it got some like juice some...
Michael : Then don't eat it!
Grandpa: No, you take a bite?
Michael: No, I do not! I don't eat hot-dogs and you know this.
[Grandpa picks up the heated hot-dog]
Grandpa: Goddamn! AHHH!
Michael: (laughs)
Grandpa: That motherfuckin' hot! That definitely a hot goddamn dog! Quit laughing at me!
Michael: Oh man look at the steam!
Bridgette: Oh god!
Michael: It does look gross, I can't believe you--
Grandpa: It got some goddamn smell to it.
[Grandpa eats the hot-dog]
Grandpa: AHHHH! AHHHH! What the fuck, GODDAMN!
Michael: Dad it's been--it's soggy up 'cause it's been in the microwave all day. (laughs)
Grandpa: I swallowed it! I don't--
Michael: (laughs) I think we should tell him.
Grandpa: That's a nasty motherfucker.
Michael: Dad.
Grandpa: What?
Michael: Hold on, take another bite.
[Grandpa spits his bite]
Michael: Why you spit it out?
Grandpa: 'Cause I can't eat that shit no goddamn more. Goddamn, motherfuckin' hot.
Michael: Take another bite. We dug it out the garbage. (laughs) We got it in the trash (laughs).
Grandpa: My god! That was my garbage juice! You sick motherfuckin' puppy! Imma get goddamn ptomaine or some motherfucking shit like that. "Salmonelli" (salmonella). You motherfucker I get salmonelli, you--!
[Grandpa throes hot-dog]
Michael: Aah! Fuck!
Grandpa: Here you eat the goddamn hot-dog motherfucker!
[Michael throw back the hot-dog at Grandpa, hitting him]
Michael: Oh shit! Go, Bridgette, go! Oh fuck!
Bridgette: (screams)
Grandpa: Goddamn!
Michael : Oh he's coming!
Bridgette: Aah!
Grandpa: Goddamn raising poor goddamn--
Bridgette: Aah!
Michael: There's no lock on this door!
Grandpa: Where you at motherfucker? Come outta here!
Michael: I'm outside!
Grandpa: Come outta here. Come out come out wherever you are MOTHERFUCKER! That goddamn garbage juice went in my face. You piece of SHIT! Goddamn, I feel my tummy is squeezing! That was garbage juice! Eating it is not goddamn-- you sick motherfucker! (heaves) I can't believe people got -- (heave). I fucking hate your goddamn ass. That motherfuckin' was garbage--look at that goddamn juice. There's a goddamn old peanut of last summer or like that. Oh you there! Here kitty kitty kit--
Trivia[]
- A sequel episode titled The Garbage Burrito was released in 2013. It also included an aftermath.
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