Songs are normally sung by Angry Grandpa when he is happy or doing something such as cooking. He has sung different songs throughout his YouTube channel.
Collard Greens[]
Collard Greens, Collard Greens
I'm gonna eat me some!
If you want to help me than just...whatever
[pause]
Collard greens cooking on an open fire!
Collard greens are gonna make me fart!
I'll dump in the toilet
Collard Greens! Collard Greens!
And you will find it in your heart!
Love Me Tender[]
Love me tender, love me true!
All my dreams fulfilled!
Clean my kitchen you dumb fucking bitch!
Also I don't have to do it either!
Clean my kitchen! Clean my kitchen! Get up off your ass!
Cuz if you don't, you go grab the broom, and stick it up your ass!
Hot Dog Tonight[]
Gonna be a hot dog tonight, a hot dog tonight for sure!
Little bit of mustard, a little chili too
Goes in the belly and I know what to do!
It's Good News Week![]
It's good news week!
Grandpa broke some glasses somewhere
He got em in the atmosphere
And threw em in the dirt
Michael is so blind! Ah ha ha ha ha!
It's Good News Week! (Westboro Baptist Church)[]
It's good news week!
Fred Phelps, he died today
I'm not gonna miss him anyway
I'm glad that he is gone!
[pause]
It's good news week!
We don't have to hear your crap!
Save room for your screwy daughter!
She's coming to see you soon!
Have you heard the news?
Fred Phelps is dead! Yeah!
The Hease Song[]
The worms crawl in
The worms craw out
They go in your naval and out your mouth!
Fat Michael[]
Hey Hey Hey!
It's FAAAT Michael!
And I'm gotta sing a song to you!
[pause]
Maybe throw in a pizza for you!
HOO HOO HOO HOO!
You big bellied bitch!
There's always room for jello!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Fuck you Bridgette[]
Fuck you Bridgette!
Fuck you Bridgette!
Ha Ha Ha!
I'm a happy boy!
Gonna say fuck you Bridgette!
Honestly get out! (Bridgette West)
Celebrate the Burger[]
Celebrate! Celebrate!
Celebrate the burger!
Celebrate! Celebrate!
Yeah!
Army Song[]
I don't know what I've been told.
Eskimo tail is mighty cold.
Sound off, one two three four.
I got a girl in ol' Kentuck.
She can't ride but sure can fuck.
I got a girl in Kansas City.
She's got freckles on her titties.
I know a girl in Boston, Mass
Great big dick up her ass.
I'm the Barber![]
I'm the barber of Seville!
[pause]
I'm the barber!
I'm the man!
Gonna cut your hair!
Don't ever make a bet that your ass can't [cash up?]
Cause I'm really busy and I'm cutting your motherf*cking hair!
[pause]
Dad's having the time of his life (Pickleboy)
I'm having the time of my life!
And I owe it all to your dumb ass!
In the Ghetto[]
Angry Grandpa:
"In the ghetto!
Then one night in desperation, Grandpa runs away!
He kisses a fan, drives a piece..."
[pause]
"In the ghetto!
Then one night in desperation, Grandpa packs a bag!
He loads his sheets..."
[pause]
Pickleboy:
"Then one night in desperation, Grandpa hits the bricks!
He packs his shit! He hits the tree!
And baby..."
[pause]
"Then one night in desperation, Grandpa sees Grandma!:
[pause]
"He goes to see her trailer park and..."
[pause]
"Then one night in desperation, Grandpa sees Grandma!
And if anybody says anything on his wall, fuck it!"
[pause]
"Then one night in desperation, Grandpa ran away!"
[pause]
Angry Grandpa:
"He found a home and was alone!
With nothing left to say."
[pause]
"Then Tina cried!"
[pause]
"And if there's that thing that Grandpa don't need!
It's more vagina spiders in the ghetto!"
[pause]
Pickleboy:
"There's one thing Grandpa needs another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto"
The Christmas Biscuit Song[]
I'm gonna eat me a Christmas biscuit
I'm gonna eat me a Christmas biscuit
I'm gonna eat me a Christmas biscuit
From Haaardeees!
The Hardees Burger Song[]
I'll eat me a Hardees burger
I'll eat me a Hardees burger
I'll eat me a Hardees burger
And shit out some fries!
I'll put mustard and ketchup on it
I'll put mustard and ketchup on it
I'll put mustard and ketchup on it
And I'll shit it out too!
The Pecan Twirls Song[]
I got me some pecan twirls
Pecan Twirls
Pecan Twirls
I got me some pecan twirls
And you can't have any!
Happy Girl[]
Bridgette:
"I'm just a happy girl, in a happy..."
[pause]
"I'm just a happy girl, in a happy world.
Butterflies..."
[pause]
"I'm just a happy girl, in a happy world..."
[pause; Angry Grandpa is ranting]
Angry Grandpa (ranting):
"What the hell-f*ck is going on?
Goddamn!
I thought someone died in here!
You goddamn can't sing!
Shut the f*ck up!
God damn!
The f*ck."
"Favorite Beatles Song"[]
I don't wanna spoil the party so I'll go
I would hate my disappointment to show
There's nothing for me here
So I will disappear!
I think I'll take away in with that bitch!
I hope they find her ass in a ditch
[pause]
Been a hard day's night
And I've been strokin' on my heart
It's been a hard day's night
I've sure had one hell of a log
But when I get onto you, I find I'm gonna screw you
You make me feel so good!
Note: This song derives from I Don't Want to Spoil the Party and A Hard Day's Night both by The Beatles.
Shooter Jennings Moonshine Video (Collaboration Song)[]
Pickleboy
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!
Angry Grandpa
My nuts roasting on an open fire!
Jack Frost nipping at my nuts!
[Pause]
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had some very shiny nuts!
[Pause]
I got a dollar!
I got a dollar!
I got a dollar!
Made me want to shit and holler!
[pause]
Dollar! Dollar! Dollar!
I'm gonna shit and holler!
Ha ha ha!
[Pause]
Dollar! Dollar! Dollar!
I've gotta have a dollar!
Find me some tape and put it together anyway!
[Pause]
I like Shooter Jennings moonshine!
I'm gonna drink it Christmas Eve!
I'm gonna sit by the tree
And drink unto me
I'm gonna get so fucked up I can't stand it!
Merry Christmas, Michael![]
Merry Christmas, Michael!
I got you your game!
Even though it's got a brick in it,
I know it ain't the same!
Happy Trails[]
Happy Trails! To you!
Until, you find, the glue!
Well, HAPPY TRAILS MOTHERFUCKER! AHHHAHAHHAHA!
We're Havin' a Party[]
We're Havin' a Party
All around the house
I'm finally rid of Tina
I'm happy as a mouse!
I Can Make You a Man (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)[]
And just seven days honey
I Can Make You a Man.
Charles Marvin Green Jr. (song)[]
[Alexander Martin-Danzinger Ross (Ludoviko's voice):]
Look at Me, I'm Angry Grandpa also known as Charles Marvin Green Jr., Yayayayayayayayayahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
[Nicki Minaj:]
Young Money
[DaBaby:]
Less Gooo
[Lil Nas X:]
Daytrip Took It To Ten
[DJ Khaled:]
We The Best Music
[Jesse and Mike:]
It's Jess and Mike
[Charles Green Jr:]
Hi, It's A-N-G-R-Y-G-R-A-N-D-P-A, Can't Get No Sleep, Cant Get No Rest Can't Get No Respect, Because I'm Charles Marvin Green Jr.
[Michael Green:]
This Is A Musical Rap, And I'm KidBehindACamera, Because I'm Michael Brian Green
[Nicki Minaj:]
I Am Not Angry Grandpa, I Am Jennifer Green, I'm The YouTuber, I Hate The Pranks
[Alexander Martin-Danzinger-Ross (Ludiviko's voice):]
Look At Me, I'm Angry Grandpa, also known as Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
[DaddyOFive:]
I'm A-N-G-R-Y-G-R-A-N-D-P-A, I Hate When People Put Mentos In My Diet Coke, I'm Really Mad
[RobGio0407 L:]
I'm Robby Bobby, And I Get No Respect When I Get Angry
[DaBaby:]
Less Goooo, I Cuss A Lot, And I'm Charles Marvin Green Jr.
[Lil Nas X:]
Destruction Gets To Me When I Get Mad, And Yell A Lot When I'm Angry
[Jaxen Ross is b-a-c-k:]
Yo, I Do Destructional Things, When I Get Really Angry
[Alexander Martin-Danzinger-Ross (Ludoviko's Voice):]
Look At Me, I'm Angry Grandpa, also known as Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Yayayayayayawawawawawawahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[Mike:]
I'm A Lyrical Dude, I'm Get Mad When I Yell and I Cuss Too Much When I Get Even Angry
[Jesse:]
I Lose It When I'm Angry, Even When I'm Charles Marvin Green Jr., Because I'm Angry Grandpa
[Alexander Martin Danzinger-Ross (Ludoviko's Voice):]
Look at Me, I'm Angry Grandpa, also known as Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Yayayayayawawawawahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[Tony Tornado:]
When I Get Mad I Yell, and Do Destructional Things, 'Cause You Why, 'Cause I'm Charles Marvin Green Jr.
[Alexander Martin-Danzinger-Ross (Ludoviko's voice):]
Look at Me, I'm Angry Grandpa, also known as Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Charles Marvin Green Jr.
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Junior
Yayayayayawawawawahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!